Mandi at VintageRevivals.com (one of my all-time favorite blogs)
is hosting this awesome contest…
http://www.vintagerevivals.com/2012/08/epic-room-makeover-giveaway-contest-2012.html
http://www.vintagerevivals.com/2012/08/epic-room-makeover-giveaway-contest-2012.html
I love the
creative stuff Mandi comes up with (also, she’s hillarious)! The winner gets a room makeover by Mandi and her pal
Hailee, and I really, really, REALLY want to win. So much so that I’m posting pics
of our shamefully messy and falling-apart living room/kitchen for all the world
to see.
So please stop by her site and vote for me (I’ll remind everyone when the voting opens). And if any of you ever need votes for whatever weird stuff you’re into, let me know and I’ll return the favor!
So please stop by her site and vote for me (I’ll remind everyone when the voting opens). And if any of you ever need votes for whatever weird stuff you’re into, let me know and I’ll return the favor!
Dear Mandi,
And I have to admit, having checked out all the awesome entries already posted, I'm a little worried that there's nothing that really makes mine stand out. I could give you the details of the rough year my husband and I have had, but several other submitters have been through much worse. We’re not a military family, just two mere mortals trying to figure out life and serve the human family in our own little way. Our house needs serious help (obviously), and we don’t have the money to make it happen, but these days, who does?
So, I’m just going to put my submission out there-- no
gimmicks, no sob stories—and hope for the best. All of us entering this contest
want the same thing: a room full of Mandiliciousness to call our own. May the
best (or in this case, worst) room win!
About this room…
My hubby and I moved into this mobile home in beautiful Fort Collins , Colorado
(yes, home of the Balloon Boy) five years ago. It was an incredibly generous
gift from my parents, who were moving on to a new adventure in their lives.
When my folks lived here, it was super-cute, all done up in my mom’s signature
“cabin” style (think moose, bears, flannel, etc.)
And then… hubby and I moved in. When we tried to integrate my/our
(okay, mostly my) eclectic style (and by “eclectic” I mean, “colors chosen by dartboard” and “totally random crap”) into this small space, somehow it didn’t
quite… gel. Especially in the living room/kitchen combo known as the “front
room”, which also serves as our office/study and crafting area, as we have no
space for those activities elsewhere. (Seriously, besides the hot mess you see
below, it’s just 1 BD, 1 BA.)
Our house has these horrible bare light bulbs everywhere… mostly
because hubby is so tall, and our ceilings are so low, he spent the first few
months in this place hitting his head on all the light fixtures. The few he
didn’t break with his skull, we preemptively removed to prevent further
incidents. But this one is by far the worst… it’s actually a ceiling fan with
the blades removed (because they contributed to the ongoing minor head
injuries). I would LOVE to replace all of our light fixtures with ones that fit
closer to the ceiling.
Not having a huge budget for decorating when we moved in, I
grabbed several cans of partially used paint from the chemical drop-off at our
county landfill, and mixed various amounts of red, yellow and white, attempting
to duplicate a paint color called "Chinese Lantern" (a light orange).
What I ended up with would be more accurately called “Macaroni-and-Cheese.” (Also, this pic is from a few years ago… this whole area looks MUCH worse now—especially
the curtains-- but as the camera I have now doesn’t have a very good flash, I
couldn’t for the life of me snap a current pic that would show the paint color
in all its retina-burning glory.)
That sad 90’s-rific loveseat has an even sadder couch
counterpart that now lives on our porch (insert Dueling Banjos here). I bought
a flowered yellow couch at the ARC thrift store thinking it went with the
loveseat in that “eclectic” way, because the yellow couch has a little bit of
red in it, and the red loveseat has a little bit of yellow in it. Apparently I
took a wrong turn somewhere. (I know, pics or it didn’t happen, but see above
info about my camera. You’re just going to have to trust me on this one.)
About the green paint in the kitchen: I actually like the
color itself (a slightly more successful used paint mash-up than that in the
living room). But I mistakenly thought that painting the living room and
kitchen two different colors would help “define” the individual spaces. Um… no.
It didn’t. It just looks like I ran out of one color and randomly picked
another. I couldn’t get a good picture of the transition (or lack thereof), but
trust me, it’s not pretty. (Another old pic, taken when we still had a few
intact light fixtures. And yes, I made the curtains. Don’t judge.)
Dollar store picnic mat for a curtain? Why not?
Because that blurry gray blob on the couch thinks it makes a
good scratching post, that’s why not. Oh look, you can kind of see the yellow
couch in this pic! (Lucky you!) This wall is opposite the mac-n’-cheese wall.
I have faith that this space could be re-worked to
incorporate all the things we need it for (living room, kitchen/dining, office,
crafting), and look awesome at the same time… but I can’t do it without you,
Mandi and Hailee!
A few more reasons why I’d LOVE to win the ERM:
1) Our
taste is very similar (or rather, your taste is awesome, and I aspire to have
it), and I’m open to anything! Obviously I love color and pattern, but lack the
Mandibility to put it all together in a cohesive, eye-pleasing way.
2) Fort Collins
is a thrifter’s paradise. Seriously. If you girls come here, you’ll end up shipping
thrifted treasures back to your own houses. I’m not joking. We have at least a
dozen thrift/consignment shops, ranging from junky to amazing and every flavor
in between. Retail-wise, we got your Lowe’s, we got your HomeGoods, and we also have the
amazing store ReSource, which sells recycled and reclaimed building materials,
appliances and home improvement stuff like lighting and doorknobs. You would love it!
3) I’m
a hard worker, not afraid to get dirty, and have several pairs of ripped,
paint-stained jeans to prove it. Also, I have tons of vacation time saved up
and could easily take time off work to help with the makeover.
My kitchen island/dining table/sewing area/catch-all and I
beg of you… please come help us! (Note the broken tile on the corner of the
island. He has many, many relatives throughout the kitchen.)
One last desperate plea, in picture form…
One last desperate plea, in picture form…
(Is the guy in this painting praying, or just shielding his
eyes from the glare of that bare bulb? Maybe both?)
Love your guts,
Heidi
P.S. If you need any more convincing, let me just say that I have this “friend,” Paula De LaTrailere, who is very anxious to meet Wanda and Sylvia for a day of thrifting…
P.S. If you need any more convincing, let me just say that I have this “friend,” Paula De LaTrailere, who is very anxious to meet Wanda and Sylvia for a day of thrifting…